H2G2

[Leatherhiker]

To Mistress Bionca:
I was interested to note your listing of Zooey Deschanel as a favorite actress. Are you a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fan? Do you know where your towel is?
Could we do a session somehow linked to the movie... I'm tied to the suspension cross in the dungeon and you dressed alluringly are reading Vogon poetry

'42'

[Leatherhiker]

Mistress Helena,
You are One Gorney Frood!
I will activate the Improbability Drive and see if it transports me to your Den...I know the coordinates but Life, "don't speak to me of Life"...frequently intrusively reinserts reality.

Leatherhiker

[Leatherhiker]

So long and thanks for all the fish
So Long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

[Leatherhiker]

Mistress Bionca,
In returning to the website and perusing the mistress photo spreads I was pleasantly surprised to find you emulating the always sexy Wilma Flintstone....Fred was one lucky guy!

yaba daba do

[Leatherhiker]

Mistress Bionca,

Just back from Magrathea and I am wondering what your schedule in the Den will be for the next few weeks? Activating the Improbability Drive will hopefully have our orbits intersecting soon.

'42'

[Leatherhiker]

I LOVE Hitchhikers Guide!! And yes, I ALWAYS know where My towel is. I would have a blast doing that type of session!

Mistress Bionca, I have scheduled a visit to your Den on Monday after having just returned from the planet Eroticon 6, home of Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore. It is rumored that the Big Bang was in fact the result of one of her orgasms.
She recommended after my preliminary training that I return to Earth for more advanced slut training with you, a Mistress whom she holds in high regard. Further development of the mangina, orificial stimulation, while firmly restrained with leather cuffs, anklets and collar; both of us garbed in the official Eroticon leather thigh high boots, waist cinchers, long gloves, etc. serves as a starting point for your imagination.

Devotedly,
Leatherhiker